The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
E-mail from SB to Daddums this Afternoon
Subject: Dad was supposed to e-mail me what book or film he wants for Christmas.
Message: If he doesn't e-mail that shit soon, he ain't getting dick.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Well, if that doesn't put you in a holly, jolly mood..I don't know what will.
PS You are funny, SB
Haven't seen "Dick " Is it good? :p x
Thanks, Lou!
Merry Christmas.
It's always good, Wildernesschic.
Love, SB.
That'll learn him up!
Daddums- listen to your baby! Tell her what you want!
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