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Monday, December 28, 2009
Freak Family X-mas: This Shit Is Burned on My Damn Brain
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
why????
As gross as it is, I think it's sort of hilarious because of it's shock value... I mean, how interesting can holiday picture cards be??
Love the coconuts!
Sweden,
Yes, exactly!
Also, I have to say that Mama is sporting a finely shaped body.
Do you think those boys really wanted to be that close to their mother's... ummm... fig leaf?
Now I know what I'm going to do for next year's Christams photo card. ;)
Weird. Just plain weird.
Ms. Moon,
Indeed she is.
Michelle,
NO indeed.
Syd,
Gross. Just plain gross.
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