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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
From Shitmydadsays
"The whole world is fueled by bullshit… What? The kid asked me for advice on his science fair project so I’m giving it to him.”
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
If we could only harness that wind.
My dad is scientifically correct.
Sounds right to me, I think the world is used to a bit more sugar coating though..
That is an awesome quote.
LOL....the older I get the more I realize our dads were right.
I think this dad is actually my paternal grandfather in disguise.
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