"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."
The whole tamale: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
I think my new ambition in life is to be more like your Dad.
I say the same thing. Although not as well.
I do believe I like this kids father..just checked out the site. So far he has been pretty accurate. Shame we don't figure it out til we get too old.
So true! You really crack me up!
OMG - what a great quote!! Saw you on Syd's blog - had to check you out based on the name...looking forward to reading more!!
Jeannie,
He's not my dad, babe. But he'd be a cool one, wouldn't he?
Love you,
SB
Lori,
I like him, too, A LOT.
Love, SB.
Sula Lee,
Welcome! Any friend of Syd's is a friend of mine.
Thanks for reading and commenting. Please stop back and join us often. We have a lot of damn fun here.
Love, SB.
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