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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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hm..i once had a horrible blind date...and after having dinner together..well...yes a toilett visit and a return with toilletpaper somewhere hanging out was included...well..i never called her again...or to say it with your words: date 0. me 1.
Danielle,
Welcome! I see your comments over at Ms. Moon's MOST EXCELLENT site.
Any friend of hers, is a friend of mine.
Join us anytime.
Love, SB.
Hhahahahahahahaha, love it!
God, I love Dad.
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