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Monday, December 21, 2009
Shit SB Says at a Party, Looking at an X-mas Tree
That angel is a damn whore. You can see right through her skirt.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Tee-hee, beautiful.
Did you have a good weekend?
Love....Ms. Moon
That's why I have a star on my tree instead.
Anyway, those angels remind me of those creepy porcelain-faced dolls. Too freaky!
Winged whores. All of them!
good one SB, good one. I hope you can come to a Lloyd Christmas party some day and entertain us with your own, one-of-a-kind wit and wisdom!
Love ya dalin,
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LOL !!!
One of the many reasons why I do not have a tree AT ALL.
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