The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, December 4, 2009
Shit SB Says
When people like you, they want to give you stuff, and men want to bone you.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
"and men want to bone you".
Brilliant.
xo pf
Not when you get old. Unless you're Susan Sarandon.
Very true, Honey. Very true...
So true!
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