The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Monday, December 7, 2009
Shit SB Says
No matter how janky a guy is, some dumb ass woman is gonna come along and think he's a gem in the rough. Even Ted Bundy had women wanting to marry him.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Hallelujah! Isn't that the truth!!!
You're completely right about this.
Again so true!
If I am ever single again, I am either switching teams or buying stock in Energizer.
Love is in the eye of the beholder.
I've had many a female friend fall for that very guy... it always pisses me off.
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