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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I'm more of an afternoon drinker. Then after just a couple, I eat dinner and then I don't care to drink any more. I think I'm getting too fucking old and there's no one to drink with either.
You are the Mark Twain of your generation! I hope you know that.
I feel ya SB...Many years ago, I gave up booze, cigars and wild women...and it was the longest 30 minutes of my life...
I told you the Dawgs would win! Never again should you doubt me!!
Ms. Moon,
If I took that compliment seriously, there would be no living with me. I'd have a head as BIG as the moon. But I love you for saying it. May be the best compliment I've ever received.
Love, SB.
Jeannie,
If you weren't all the way up in damn Canada, I'd drink with you. Canada is up, right? I'm geographically challenged.
This maybe the truest truism out of your mouth to date. Amen, Sister!
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