When I stopped home for lunch, I decided, since I am dieting, I would have JUST ONE precious Reeses Peanut Butter Christmas Tree. Yes, I could have had a really big nutritional salad, but instead I opted for the small chocolatey Christmas tree, and your asses would have done the same thing, so just stop thinking you're all lofty and shit. It's human to eat the smaller fun item.
Anyhoo, Bella (nicknamed: Teeny Weeny Puppini), my black kitten, decided that she simply had to sample what her mother (SB) was obviously so enjoying. Her dumb ass liked it! I couldn't believe it. How fucking cool is that?
Since Teeny Weeny Puppini was a feral kitten and found on a highway, I realized suddenly (light bulb) that her ass may have been living off shit like discarded Reeses cups. Maybe Puppini developed a damn taste for that shit when she was "on the streets." That little bitch has street cred, man. When your skinny ass is on the street--you ain't picky--you eat what's in front of you.
If Puppini goes for my Lucky Charms tonight, I'm going to think her ass lived in, or near, a crack den. And Lucky Charms are a FAT-FREE FOOD, so that makes them prime diet food, smart-ass motherfuckers. As a bonus, they're magically fucking delicious. And also, I'm part Irish, so when I eat Lucky Charms or use Irish Springs soap, I support the poor starving bastards back home. You Irish can thank me later.
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I just bought some Reese's tiny trees for the kids today, and have to keep telling myself not to eat them. They are for freaking Christmas. But they keep calling to me!
My God mother/Aunt lived in NYC when I was small ( Florida now) and on her trips home to the UK she would bring my lacy socks frilly knickers and Reeces peanut butter cups THE Most delicious thing I had / have ever eaten !!!
They are the sweet dreams of my childhood .. they are in this country now ... I have to hide from them x
Well, Reese's are God's food. Remember that. Because it's true.
I love your support of the Irish with the soap (Made for a man. But I like it too!) and Lucky Charms. How about Irish whiskey? Does that enter into the equation as well?
I have a 20 year old former street cat. Big black harry wandered up to my door in Miami 19 years ago. He's still with me and to this day he'll eat ANYTHING that doesn't run away first. Eat until he throws up and then eat again.
Might want to peel the chocolate off before giving Puppini a Reese's tree as choc is poison to cats.
Have you tried the dark chocolate Reeses Cups yet? *drool*
You know, they are magically fucking delicious!
Good times.
Ms. Moon,
Irish whiskey does indeed come in to the equation. I'm all for it. I support that products heartily!
Love, SB.
Kathleen,
Thanks for the reminder on the chocolate, but I did remember that. Puppini was only interested in the peanut butter anyhoo.
Thanks for reading me!
Love,
SB
Mr. Mischief,
No, I didn't even know they made them with dark chocolate. I prefer dark chocolate, so I will check that shit out on your recommendation. Thanks!
Love,
SB
May,
SB loves you!
I like your logic. Mmmmm Lucky Charms...
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