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Thursday, December 17, 2009
What the Fuck Is Santy Doing to this Poor Dog?
For some damn reason, Grandma Peg always called the bearded toy deliverer, Santy. Maybe it was her hearing issue. Fuck if I know.
The Iowan says "Santy Claus." With a charming smirk. I think of it as one of his Midwestern oddities, I mean endearments.
Like the museum visit they were so proud of when I first started going there. "Funerals in the 1800s." From the parlor where a funeral of a very tiny woman was staged down to the basement where they displayed "tools of the trade."
The Iowans were so proud of this. I was in shock, for so many reasons.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
The poor greyhound. I hope that Santa is just petting the dog. Greyhounds like to have their butts scratched. I have two of them!
That tail is TUCKED.
That dog does not look pleased about the entire encounter...
The dog does look a bit startled. No?
The Iowan says "Santy Claus." With a charming smirk. I think of it as one of his Midwestern oddities, I mean endearments.
Like the museum visit they were so proud of when I first started going there. "Funerals in the 1800s." From the parlor where a funeral of a very tiny woman was staged down to the basement where they displayed "tools of the trade."
The Iowans were so proud of this. I was in shock, for so many reasons.
is this the same santa you had your pic taken with???????
horny santy!!!!
xxalainaxx
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