Monday, February 1, 2010

Shit SB Says to a Co-Worker

My damn weak-assed qi is going to cost me a hundred dollars.

(Baffled) Co-Worker: Wha??????

I've got an appointment with a Chinese Medicine/acupuncture practitioner on Wednesday. Shit's going to cost me one-hundred damn dollars for an hour to try and straighten my girly-ass qi out. I got the weak qi, man. It's the root of all problems.

4 comments:

Bethany said...

what is qi. i think i have a weak one too.

Ms. Moon said...

Hundred dollars sounds cheap to me if they're going to straighten up your qi.

the walking man said...

negotiate the price and strengthen your qi in the process which would make that shit cheaper because he would have to stick your ass less.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bethany,
Qi (pronounced Chee) is a form of bodily energy that, when out of balance, causes a host of problems, including depression, bowel problems, dry skin, perpetual tiredness and on and on.

When they do accupuncture, it's supposed to open up the channels so the Qi can flow more freely again.

Love, SB.