Wednesday, June 9, 2010

An Albina Monkey for Weedge

My Grandma Peg was from a southern family, and her ass used to put the letter a on the end of words that traditionally end in the letter o. For example, she used to refer to the gardener, Pedro, as PedrA, which was annoying as fuck and insulting to the poor bastard, because that was feminizing his name and crap.

In honor of Grandma, or Weedge, as we called her for some goddamn reason, here is a photo of a rare albina monkey. I'm going to be featuring albinas on Sarcastic Bastard until my ass gets bored with that shit. Albinas tickle me.

[Note: And if you're an albina and take umbrage, I understand. But fuck you. We're not censoring our shit around here to accommodate your feelings. The republicans and Christians must suffer, and you're not special either. Actually, SB has a cousin who's an albina mortician. Seriously. That means I have albina family, so I can say what I want.]

13 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Okay first- we say "tomata." Is that wrong?
Second- I love that albina chimp. I love the non-ablina too.

Kathleen Scott said...

Woohoo, you're on a roll today! Black-eyed kids & albina monkeys. And sassy to boot. I love it when you're tuning into the ether.

Gledwood said...

They look so cute don't they... I heard children are said to find monkeys the tonkiest of all animals bc they most resemble humans, but I always felt the opposite ~ found them slightly sinister and preferred the type of wild beast with pricky up ears and a snoutly nose and covered in shaggy fur (like a giant American akita or a tiny Norwich terrier or a hamster or a donkey or a bear...)

Syd said...

Cute and weird at the same time.

ZenGato said...

That is a fucking adorable photo. I dig the two-tone eyes.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

somehow the thought of an albino undertaker is just hawtttttt! looking like the undead and working with the dead, how much better could it get!!!

xxalainaxx

Christiejolu said...

Awe!

May said...

This is crazy, because I just saw an albina today. I even texted DTG about it.
Yet one more reason why I love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Tomata is not wrong, goddammit!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
And SB loves you!

ZenGato,
David Bowie eyes. . . .

Mrs. Miss A.,
Yes, my albina cousin rocks.

May,
I wish you had taken a picture. I love albinas, and clearly you and I live in a parallel universe. There is no one I would rather share my universe with.

Love to all!

michelle said...

Those chimps are damn cute.

We have a black family of 6 at work and the youngest is albino. No question. Even if you saw him independant of his siblings it's obvious. Wacky eyes and all.

Mom keeps insisting he's not albino because the genetics testing said so.

If it looks like a zebra and walks and talks like a zebra...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Michelle,
Yep. Albina.

Laugh.

The Dish said...

I stinking ass love that ape! She is beautiful! She needs to come hang out with me. So does your cousin. I need someone to make my pasty ass make me look tan.