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Friday, June 11, 2010
Pepaw Pitt
I love Brad Pitt. He's a good guy, but fucker has turned into Hot Mess Brad. He looks like he ought to be taking a whiz on a trash dumpster behind the Sav-A-Lot. Jesus fuck.
well when people blow your head up and say youre so fine for so many years..you think that that means forever and no matter what look you take on...and thats NOT FUCKING TRUE!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
That homeless look can be really funky when you're younger but it doesn't suit a 50 year old ...
This photo makes him a lot less hot to me.
He is getting old and is showing it.
Not diggin the facial hair lately, either
Oh my. You nailed that one. Think this is a case of the outside reflecting how he's feeling on the inside?
well when people blow your head up and say youre so fine for so many years..you think that that means forever and no matter what look you take on...and thats NOT FUCKING TRUE!
He's hiding his candle beneath a bushel. Okay?
Kathleen,
Jesus, I hope not. If so, he must be feeling BAD!
Okay, Ms. Moon. Whatever you say, doll.
That's the idea...be virtually un-identifiable. Obviously the photo snatchers are onto him...I heard he cleans up nice; he should do that.
Love ya,
Jenn
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