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Friday, June 18, 2010
Quote of the Damn Day: Sebastian Horsley
We can't all be stars because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by.
[If SB was not going to be cremated, I'd have this engraved on my tombstone.]
sorry I'm not signed into my account, hence no avatar etc. Just saying great posts and a wonderful tribute to Mr. Horsley. I'm sure if he'd known he'd get all these wonderful tributes he'd have killed himself a long time ago. He was like that.
Engrave it on the urn. Or, like my friends, put it on a plaque on the park bench. You know, the one they'll make with your ashes in the concrete. Don't you love that idea?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
clapping for you, as always.
Thanks, dear Bethany. You are loved. Clapping returned!
I say: Get it engraved on a brass plaque and nail it to a tree in a park somewhere.
SB,
sorry I'm not signed into my account, hence no avatar etc.
Just saying great posts and a wonderful tribute to Mr. Horsley.
I'm sure if he'd known he'd get all these wonderful tributes he'd have killed himself a long time ago. He was like that.
Love, Shane. X
I love it!
Dear SB, I think the plaque's a marvellous idea! xxx
engrave it on your urn then :)
mine will say "i committed suicide 'cause i was bored" i thought that up like 20 years ago
Engrave it on the urn. Or, like my friends, put it on a plaque on the park bench. You know, the one they'll make with your ashes in the concrete. Don't you love that idea?
Jeannie,
Good idea, my love.
Shane,
You couldn't be more correct. Love you.
Terena,
Thank you for reading and commenting.
Sweden,
Me neither. I don't like night crawlers either.
Kathleen,
That is a great idea.
Love to all of you,
SB
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