Wednesday, June 9, 2010

I'm Obsessed with the Black-Eyed Kids Currently

I'm Googling my ass off (because we don't fucking Bing here at SB, we Google, because Google is the shit, and I worship at the altar of the Google), searching for info on my latest obsession, the black-eyed kids. [Not The Black-Eyed Peas, you dumb fucks.]

Here is a link to some info about this weird evilness.
http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0806/bek.html
[And don't laugh because my source is UFO Digest. Fuck you and your highbrow ass if you're too lofty for that shit. I am the daughter of a man who reads books with titles like: Why Jesus Was Actually a Space Alien, while he's on the crapper. Jesus COULD HAVE BEEN a damn space alien. Stranger things have happened.]

Anyhoo, if the black-eyed kids come to my door, their creepy little asses will be given an unceremonious boot.

[Note to black-eyed kids who may be reading: DO NOT COME TO MY HOUSE. YOU CANNOT USE THE TELEPHONE. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. FUCK OFF.]

16 comments:

Jeannie said...

Love you

Jeannie said...

Never heard of black-eyed kids. Frankly, the writing didn't impress me as coming from someone with a lot of intelligence.

Gledwood said...

2nd thoughts:

Hang on a sec, aren't they just those freaky cyber-goth types wearin' coloured contact lenses...

Gledwood said...

Thanks for creeping the living shit out of me!

But one question: Where is the Love?



Sorry: could not resist ;->...

Gledwood said...

O don't'!
I'm fucking scared now...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070723124009AAFYGnh

Christiejolu said...

Wow that was some interesting shit...thanks for the link...

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Creepy!

Maggie May said...

laughing...

still laughing...

May said...

Fuck. That. Shit. Just reading the description scares the living daylights out of me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
No, the writing wasn't terribly impressive, but I found a forum that has too many of these stories to not at least be considered.

Love you, too!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gledds,
There are too many of these incidents, too spread out (even Australia), for it to be a hoax. Also, the contacts are a couple hundred dollars for a pair, and I don't believe most teenagers could afford them.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christiejolu,
Welcome, love.

Thanks for visiting!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
Me too. I believe anything is possible. I take nothing for granted.

Love you tons! Thanks for reading. I hope all is well with you and your job, etc.

michelle said...

I'd be screwed if they came knocking on my door cause I'm a suckah for kids who need help. Shit, I'd probably let them live with us.

Now I'm craving X-Files

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Michelle,
That is funny. Made me laugh.

Love you.

Bethany said...

hahahahaha, esp the last part!!!!