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Tuesday, June 15, 2010
SB Is Alive; Just Not Inspired this Week So Far
I'm here. I'm alive. Just not inspired. I'll be back when I have some inspiration, motherfuckers. A bitch can't just post any old shit to entertain your asses.
I wish I could do the same thing, but blogging has become an addiction. I blog about all kinds of useless shit that no-one's interested in, not even myself maybe.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
It's okay, darling. Ready when you are. You are loved.
Hi SB, glad to see your post and know you're not sick, just in the summer rhythm.
Would be fun to see pix of your cat family, if they don't mind the worldwide web exposure.
I wish I could do the same thing, but blogging has become an addiction. I blog about all kinds of useless shit that no-one's interested in, not even myself maybe.
take care
L>
I'm hot and uninspired.
Ms. Moon,
And so are you!
Kathleen,
I'll see what i can do about that, but I'm sort of afraid of the camera I purchased. I write tech manuals, but technology SCARES ME BAD!
Nerstes,
I am interested in what you blog. You are loved.
Syd,
We are hot and muggy here, too. And the rain will NOT quit. Days on end of it. I am SO SICK of rain!
I miss you when you are not here, but understand being uninspired. I can appreciate you not putting up any old shit like I do!
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