The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
I'm making no judgements about this shit. My ass is just conveying the info.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
I do not disbelieve. But if I were his parents, I would be somewhat freaked.
Ms. Moon,
Me, too! Definitely. Egads.
That's pretty intense. I sort of want it to be true, you know?
Steph,
Me too!
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