Monday, June 28, 2010

Ms. Moon Will Be MAD!

But, for some reason, these pregnancy photos really GROSS ME OUT! [With the exception of my friend Maggie May's, which was very tasteful, but her's wasn't some corny-assed studio shit.]

I do not want to see this bitch's hairline running over and under her damn belly button. Bitch, WAX THAT SHIT!

17 comments:

adrienne said...

i could hardly get past that spare tire between them to notice her hairline. what's up with that?

maybe if they had placed that tire between them sooner, she wouldn't find herself in that delicate condition.

a HA! i think i've descovered a brand new, earth friendly, all recycled form of birth control! you'd have to be ron jeremy to get through that thing!

Steph(anie) said...

What's with the tire???

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Personally I would never do a pregnancy photo. I've seen a few tasteful ones but the majority have been corney. WTF is the deal with the tire anyway?!

ZenGato said...

Aw, I love prego pics. They can be rather strange in the studio though. I am a fan of simplicity. The line is not hair though, just one of those strange pregnancy things going by the oh so original name of 'linea negra'

North West London Girl said...

It's that stretched skin that is so unattractive. Yuck x

All This Trouble... said...

It's a normal skin pigmentation called Linea Nigra that happend during pregnancy. It isn't hair but it is a hormonal thing.

The tire & dude freak me out. Totally.

Reeny's Ramblin' said...

I get your gross out. Why with the naked? Why?

WTF is this picture even trying to convey here?!? lol....

Must be the juxtaposition between the masculine and feminine. Must be ;)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Adrienne,
THAT was fucking funny.

Love you.

Steph & Melly Mel & Reenster,
Search me. Who the fuck knows? Somebody thought that shit was arty. I call it retarded.

ZenGato & ATT,
My readers are SO fucking smart. Linea Nigra. Still grosses me out.

North West London Girl,
I'm with you, babe.

Ms. Moon said...

Oh, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. I think that's a beautiful woman. Now the man and the tire are just fucking weird.

Jeannie said...

Pictures like this are unnecessary for public consumption. And what the fuck is with the tire? Guess his baby is his car.

Syd said...

Does he work at a tire store? What is with him hugging those treads. Not very artistic.

Sweden said...

i dont get why the giant tire is there, and i dont think thats a hair line i think thats just some kind of thing u get when your stomach stretches out so much like a stretch mark maybe?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Motherfuckers,
Sorry but I still think it's all shades of gross.

Love,

SB

michelle said...

This whole thing is making me laugh so hard I'm sweating.

First the pict

Then the title

Then the comments!

And who's ron jeremy? Am I gonna get grossed out? I'll ask sister adrienne.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Michelle,
Ron Jeremy is Mr. Porno. Guy is sort of fug, but has a huge schlong.

Leslie said...

This just cracks me up. What is with that tire. Really. The whole naked pregnant thing was never a good idea.

You find the best photos. I hope I never see one of mine on here.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Leslie,
Your saying you hope you never see one of your photos on here made me laugh.

Love,

SB