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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Ah. The one-more-drink always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? You are loved, Ms. B. Beloved.
I love you.
Damn the hangovers - always spoiling a good time.
ZenGato,
At least you have a door you can close. I am in a cocksucking cubicle.
Love,
SB
Ms. Moon,
The title of my autobiography will be: It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time. Yes, yes, it did.
Love youse!
Jeannie,
I love you, too. You are my best Canadian friend.
Oh the horror of cubicles! This is my first time having a real office. I hope to never return to the deadly cubicle maze again.
Dish,
I am better now. I just polished off a Quarter Pounder AND a damn McFish sandwich. Fillet o' whatever-the-fuck. Oh, and a large orange drink.
YES!!! My needs are pretty basic.
Nothing like fast-food grease to suck up leftover alcohol.
Hey, I wonder if it works in reverse and alcohol could suck up the oil in the Gulf.
You make my day.
Leslie,
Glad I could make you smile. You are in my thoughts and you are loved.
Thanks for coming by. You made MY day!
SB
I've missed you
xoxoxo
Michelle,
I adore you and your sister. I hope you know that.
Love,
SB
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