Thursday, June 3, 2010

I Don't Feel Like Posting Shit Today

I'm grumpy and tired and hungover as a motherfucker. I just bared my teeth at a hapless co-worker who said good morning. Fuck that shit.

12 comments:

ZenGato said...

I think I will experience my pissed off morning vicariously through you. I work in an office of 4, I don't think baring my teeth would go over well. I just close my door and scowl at the wall. Fuck you stupid wall.

Ms. Moon said...

Ah. The one-more-drink always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? You are loved, Ms. B. Beloved.

Jeannie said...

I love you.

Damn the hangovers - always spoiling a good time.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

ZenGato,
At least you have a door you can close. I am in a cocksucking cubicle.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
The title of my autobiography will be: It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time. Yes, yes, it did.

Love youse!

Jeannie,
I love you, too. You are my best Canadian friend.

ZenGato said...

Oh the horror of cubicles! This is my first time having a real office. I hope to never return to the deadly cubicle maze again.

The Dish said...

Imagine that we are in the exact same spot today. Are you shocked?

I have growled at Mr. Burns and both of The Boys this morning. Fuck them all. They should just get the hell out of my space and leave me alone. Everyone would be happier.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
I am better now. I just polished off a Quarter Pounder AND a damn McFish sandwich. Fillet o' whatever-the-fuck. Oh, and a large orange drink.

YES!!! My needs are pretty basic.

Leslie said...

Nothing like fast-food grease to suck up leftover alcohol.
Hey, I wonder if it works in reverse and alcohol could suck up the oil in the Gulf.
You make my day.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Leslie,
Glad I could make you smile. You are in my thoughts and you are loved.

Thanks for coming by. You made MY day!

SB

michelle said...

I've missed you

xoxoxo

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Michelle,
I adore you and your sister. I hope you know that.

Love,

SB