Friday, June 18, 2010

Sebastian Horsley Is Dead and SB Is Not Feeling So Well Herself

I wasn't going to post today, but this news is a drag. I am currently reading Dandy in the Underworld, Sebastian's colourful, wickedly humorous autobiography, and to be honest, I'm not sure a more wicked, wittier man ever existed (well maybe Lord Byron). It is highly recommended for a rollicking read. Now, if SB only had the power to raise Sebastian from the dead. . . . I am always trying to play god, after all. A bitch has got to have something to shoot for!

If you want to know more about Sebastian's demise, Google that shit. I wish to say no more about it here. I'm not a tabloid, motherfuckers.

Rock on, Sebastian. Save me a seat in hell.


Syd said...

He sounds like a mess. I don't get what motivates people to do hard drugs and romanticizing how fucked up they are. Sorry SB. I'm just not into doing damage to myself or others.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, such a drag... wish we could raise him from the dead!! Love the last line. Love you xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I admire his wit. I do admire a great wit. There aren't many these days. Most people aren't smart enough to be witty.



Christina My Dear,
I wish we could, too. Sebastian was much more fun than Jesus. If Christ could come back, then why can't we get Sebastian back?