Friday, June 25, 2010

Quote of the Damn Day: Carly at Slutever

[I don't know Dev, but I'd like to. Shit makes me laugh.]

I met Dev in London back in 2005. He’s British but moved to NYC three years ago, claiming he needed to “escape the evil,” whatever that means. I like Dev because he over-thinks things to the point of paralysis and just generally freaks out about everyday life events, which makes me feel sane in comparison. He has all these weird germ phobias. He rarely eats, mainly because no food is clean enough to put in his mouth. When he does eat it’s generally a family sized bag of Chili Heat Wave Doritos, which he consumes methodically, carefully tipping chip after chip directly from the bag onto his tongue, so as not to contaminate the food with his hands. It’s very amusing. He also wears the same clothes for months at a time, which is strange considering the whole germ thing.

[Read more Carly at Slutever: She's a damn mess, but she cracks me up.]


Ms. Moon said...

Phew, frankly I'm glad I don't have a Dev in my life. I don't have time for that sort of behavior. Bless his heart.
Good afternoon, Ms. Beloved!

Jeannie said...

Dev sounds like such a hoot. I've got an employee (or did?) who wouldn't drink the city water (which is filtered and chlorined and drinkable) but pops unwashed raspberries from the grocery store in her mouth.

I just consider India - the state of the slums and dumps - and figure - if those people can survive and breed in those conditions, the few germs I get around here aren't likely to kill me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Good afternoon, my dear Ms. Moon!

Good afternoon, my Jean Jeannie!

Love you both. Have god weekends (I decided to let that typo stand. Laugh.)

Kathleen Scott said...

Have a great weekend, SB!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Imagine being Dev! How brilliant you like Slutever! She lives down the road from me and we have lots of the same friends. Have a wonderful weekend. Sending lots of love xx

adrienne said...

come see some photos.

love to you.

michelle said...


Have a lovely weekend


white rabbit said...

The trouble with that sort of person is that they need to get in a prophylactic bodysuit before they'll do it with you.

Which makes for naff sex.


Syd said...

I don't think that I could take too much of Dev. Sounds as if he might need some therapy or perhaps to come down south and enjoy some of the food and germs that we have. NYC can take the soul out of a person.

Maggie May said...

how exhausting!