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Monday, June 28, 2010
Any Night in Queens
Just a big-boobed slut and her dog. Animal cruelty if you ask me. Had to be the 80s or any night in Queens (I used to live there. I am allowed to say that shit.)
Saw a crazy show the other week where these women did up their poodles in fantastically ugly artistic expression, with color and clippings, etc. making their poor dogs look like lions and roller girls. It was actually a contest. I couldn't believe it...but then...I'm not really surprised at our surreal world...so this one seems mild in comparison, big tits aside.
Christiejolu, So you remember the pink and purple Christmas lights, too, huh? Queens is tacky, but the damn food was good. I lived in a Greek neighborhood.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
13 comments:
Wordless. Speechless.
I know that girl. And that Poodle.
Furry Fetish!
Yikes. They would smother me.
um.
yuck?
Syd,
They would.
Who was responsible for this idea? That's what I'd like to know.
Saw a crazy show the other week where these women did up their poodles in fantastically ugly artistic expression, with color and clippings, etc. making their poor dogs look like lions and roller girls. It was actually a contest. I couldn't believe it...but then...I'm not really surprised at our surreal world...so this one seems mild in comparison, big tits aside.
That is the stuff of nightmares.
LOL! I lived in Queens too!
eeek. I just don't get shit like that
love you
Christiejolu,
So you remember the pink and purple Christmas lights, too, huh? Queens is tacky, but the damn food was good. I lived in a Greek neighborhood.
Love,
SB
There's something dark and scary at the bottom of all her pink fur. The girl's, not the poodle's.
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