Tuesday, June 8, 2010

SB Is Sick as a Damn Dog

Sorry I haven't been posting much this week so far, motherfuckers. SB is feeling uninspired, lethargic, and I am having stomach issues again, likely due to my poor diet. On yesterday's menu: Pepperoni Hot Pockets, Cinnabon Cheese Cake, BK Onion Rings, and a large cheese sub on white with tons of mayo and red pepper relish, accompanied by a jumbo Mountain Dew.

I hate vegetables. So shoot me. Anyway, I was up half the damn night, sick to my stomach. I feel so bad still, that I didn't even want a cup of Joe this morning. Now, that's sick for old SB.

Anyhoo, if I find anything of interest to share, my ass will post later on. If not, then fuck it.

SB's fat ass is hitting Krogers for salad fixins at lunch. I will simply clothes-pin my nose and gag that shit down!

Love to all my motherfuckers.

12 comments:

All This Trouble... said...

We love you too, SB. Feel better.

Word verification: queenums

Ms. Moon said...

You should eat yogurt and bananas and maybe some white rice until your tummy settles. Introducing all that fiber might make things worse.
This is nursey Moon's advice.
I love you and your tummy!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, I'm sorry to hear you're not well. Hope you feel better soon. I swear by juicing. Far easier than eating all that stuff! You should get yourself a juicer. It made a massive difference to my health. I don't eat a great diet either, I love crisps and chocolate too much.

http://fashionsmostwanted.blogspot.com/2009/10/just-juice.html

Love Christina xx

Steph(anie) said...

Feel better, damn it!

Syd said...

Hope that you feel better. Veggies are great!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

All This Trouble,
Thank you mucho.

You are loved in return.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Thanks, my dear.

I love you boatloads!

Christina,
Thanks, love. I'll check out the post.

Steph & Syd,
Many thanks. I hope I DO feel better soon.

Love to all.

Old Midhurstian said...

Feel better but beware the salad, 'tis evil!

Love
Mac

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mac,
Thank you, and salad IS evil. Righty-o.

Love you. Hope you get to feeling better yourself.

SB

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Sorry you're not feeling well.

Salad-YUCK! Maybe a couple bites slathering in dressing but otherwise I'm not having it.

I like Ms. Moon's suggestion. She's a mama right down to her core. :)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mel,
I dump the damn dressing on too.

I love you.

Moi

The Dish said...

Hope you are feeling much better today, Lovely SB.