The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Thursday, June 10, 2010
Shit SB Says
Look motherfucker, if you want to save money on a swimming pool for the kiddies this summer, just buy a Big Gulp from the fucking 7-ELEVEN and fill that fucker up with water. You can throw the damn dog AND the kids in.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Easier to just hose the kids down-works for their hormones too...
Mr. M.,
You are loved. Now get back to studying. Laugh.
I am proud of you.
Too freakin funny. Thanks for the laugh.
SoccerMom,
Thanks for reading me and commentng. Glad to make you laugh.
Come back by.
Love,
SB
hey what ever happened with your uncle's plane?
they reopened dundee today- power's back on and the kids went back to school. hope everything turns out well for him.
xxalainaxx
Ms. Moon,
I don't know, but we sure got fucking FAT, too! Coincidence?
Miss A.,
I still haven't heard what happened with Gene's plane. Thank you for asking though. My family are not great communicators. Laugh.
Love youse girls,
SB
Surely there ain't an actual brand named Big Gulp...? is there?
... or is there??
Gledds,
Yes, there most certainly is. See why Americans are a nation of fattys?
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