Thursday, June 10, 2010

Shit SB Says

Look motherfucker, if you want to save money on a swimming pool for the kiddies this summer, just buy a Big Gulp from the fucking 7-ELEVEN and fill that fucker up with water. You can throw the damn dog AND the kids in.

10 comments:

Mr.Mischief said...

Easier to just hose the kids down-works for their hormones too...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. M.,
You are loved. Now get back to studying. Laugh.

I am proud of you.

SoccerMom said...

Too freakin funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

SoccerMom,
Thanks for reading me and commentng. Glad to make you laugh.

Come back by.

Love,

SB

Ms. Moon said...

How did we get so fucking thirsty?

mrs. miss alaineus said...

hey what ever happened with your uncle's plane?


they reopened dundee today- power's back on and the kids went back to school. hope everything turns out well for him.

xxalainaxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I don't know, but we sure got fucking FAT, too! Coincidence?

Miss A.,
I still haven't heard what happened with Gene's plane. Thank you for asking though. My family are not great communicators. Laugh.

Love youse girls,

SB

The Dish said...

I get pretty damn thirsty, but I doubt my fat ass has the upper body strength to carry that thing.

Gledwood said...

Surely there ain't an actual brand named Big Gulp...? is there?

... or is there??

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gledds,
Yes, there most certainly is. See why Americans are a nation of fattys?