[From The Sun]
Faker banned from funerals
By STAFF REPORTER
A FAKE mourner was caught repeatedly gatecrashing funerals and loading up on FOOD — storing it in Tupperware containers in a backpack.
The man — who has been dubbed the 'GRIM EATER' by funeral bosses — was collared as he attended his 15th wake this year.
Funeral director Danny Langstraat said the man — who is in his 40s — was now on the radar of all undertakers in the Wellington area of New Zealand.
He said this week: "He was showing up to funeral after funeral, and he didn't know the deceased.
"We saw him three or four times in a week.
"He had a backpack with some Tupperware containers, so when people weren't looking, he was stocking up on food."
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11 comments:
I think I know this man's mother.
My brother is funnay!
I was just going to say...
I know a woman like that! I am sure DTG was thinking of the same woman. But at least she vaguely knows someone who knew the deceased. I think.
Seriously. Mama will back me up on this one.
I haven't been to funerals that had food. Somehow it doesn't build my appetite to look at dead people.
i dont see a problem with this but that's prolly because it sounds like a really good idea and i wish i would of thought of it first.
love ya for all the comments lately. no word from blogger as to what the hell is wrong with my blog. we will be in toledo sunday and will wave in your general direction
xxalainaxx
Ms. Moon & DTG,
Go figure. The South is full of characters. A ho has got to eat, I guess.
Love you both,
SB
Syd,
I'm with you, but after, I eat like a horse. I refuse to look at the deceased anyway. No fucking way.
Mwa.
Miss A.,
I love you guys, too. Wish I could meet you two for coffee somewhere. I may be in beautiful Toledo (yes, I jest) next weekend.
Have a safe drive.
SB
Jeannie,
I think he's an entrepreneur!
Funny I joked about doing this the other week....if we ever need to fill up on some free food! ;0)
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