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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Hmmmm...
No string needed.
then we could use always with wings to clean up all the birds, whilst making a new collection berm out of poise pads and huggies cruisers.
xxalainaxx
How about one stuffed in the BP CEO's mouth?
Ms. Moon,
Yes, no string required AT ALL.
Mrs. Miss A.,
That made me laugh. Thank you.
Syd,
I'm all for that, buddy. Or we could tar and feather him. Seems appropriate somehow.
Genius! But they'll never use the idea because a woman thought of it.
Tom,
Now, THAT was funny! Love it. I also happen to agree.
Jeannie,
Yeah, we don't fuck anything up, but they don't want to hear from us anyway.
Love you both.
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