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Monday, June 28, 2010
Shit SB Says to The Viking
[Laughing] I can't believe I'm dating a guy who actually uses the word tidbit. Jesus. [More laughing.]
When driving in traffic and yelling at motorists when they do something stupid(makes me feel better, and the windows are up) nothing makes the wife laugh harder than when I call em "knuckleheads"
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7 comments:
When driving in traffic and yelling at motorists when they do something stupid(makes me feel better, and the windows are up) nothing makes the wife laugh harder than when I call em "knuckleheads"
Tidbit. Tee hee.
Mr. M.,
That shit is funnay.
Ruth,
Nope. Just well-educated.
ATT,
Tee hee is right.
Really? He says "tidbit"? I don't even say "tidbit".
I think I love him.
What kind of little tidbits was he thinking of?
is this the neighbor you talked to me about?
Ms. Moon,
You would love him. He is funny as fuck, and he's a big tall geek of a man.
Syd,
Sadly it was unromantic. I believe it was tidbits of information. Laugh.
Sweden,
Yes, doll. It is.
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