Can we pick and choose the family members? Eternity is a L-O-N-G fucking time.[Also, white is not my best color. Do we all have to wear white in heaven?]
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I always think about that. Like- what if my father greeted me when I got to heaven? I wouldn't even recognize him.
Love you!
Right? Can I please pick and choose which ones I have to be around?
Oh well, all the fun one's are going to hell with me. No white. We will all be wearing bright red!
No, no, no darling SB -- this is not heaven, it is Purgatory. They are all in limbo, hence the sideways glances and wtf bewilderment.
No harps, that is the clue.
Jebus, that would be hell for me-although it might mean I could spend all of eternity kicking my real dads ass up one cloud and down another...hmm....
The Mormons do proxy-baptisms and marriages of ancestors to ensure heaven. I've always wondered what happened if those folks didn't want to be married forever.
HaHa Mary! You are wickedly delicious!
Actually, "sideways glances and wtf bewilderment" pretty much sums up my family's demeanour on this side of the grass, can't imagine why it would be any different on the other side.
I am certain that there will be no white outfits where I"m going.
I agree. I would rather just be a floating spirit in the air.
I decline to make a comment on the grounds that I think everyone is just dead wrong about everything.
I do my damnest to avoid them now-can't imagine being stuck with them for eternity. Leave me in limbo.
Thanks SB, now I have something else to worry about, lol. The wearing white part doesn't bother me so much as the family members. Ugh...
Lori,
I hear you, babe. TOTALLY.
SB--really?? You think that's going to be an issue..for YOU ????
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...........
Akannie,
You're right. Laugh.
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