Wednesday, June 2, 2010

I'm Not Sure I Find this Comforting

Can we pick and choose the family members? Eternity is a L-O-N-G fucking time.

[Also, white is not my best color. Do we all have to wear white in heaven?]

15 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I always think about that. Like- what if my father greeted me when I got to heaven? I wouldn't even recognize him.
Love you!

The Dish said...

Right? Can I please pick and choose which ones I have to be around?

Oh well, all the fun one's are going to hell with me. No white. We will all be wearing bright red!

Mary LA said...

No, no, no darling SB -- this is not heaven, it is Purgatory. They are all in limbo, hence the sideways glances and wtf bewilderment.

No harps, that is the clue.

Mr.Mischief said...

Jebus, that would be hell for me-although it might mean I could spend all of eternity kicking my real dads ass up one cloud and down another...hmm....

Kathleen Scott said...

The Mormons do proxy-baptisms and marriages of ancestors to ensure heaven. I've always wondered what happened if those folks didn't want to be married forever.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. M.,
I hear ya.

Kathleen,
I wondered about that shit, too!

invisigal said...

HaHa Mary! You are wickedly delicious!

Actually, "sideways glances and wtf bewilderment" pretty much sums up my family's demeanour on this side of the grass, can't imagine why it would be any different on the other side.

Petit fleur said...

I am certain that there will be no white outfits where I"m going.

Syd said...

I agree. I would rather just be a floating spirit in the air.

Jeannie said...

I decline to make a comment on the grounds that I think everyone is just dead wrong about everything.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I do my damnest to avoid them now-can't imagine being stuck with them for eternity. Leave me in limbo.

Lori said...

Thanks SB, now I have something else to worry about, lol. The wearing white part doesn't bother me so much as the family members. Ugh...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lori,
I hear you, babe. TOTALLY.

Akannie said...

SB--really?? You think that's going to be an issue..for YOU ????


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...........

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Akannie,
You're right. Laugh.