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Thursday, June 17, 2010
John Barrymore's Last Words
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
I love it!
Word verification: brest
I guess that it did happen though. Inevitable if not conventional.
My fave last words were from Pitt the Younger (C18 British Prime Minister)...
'I could eat one of Bellamy's meat pies'
WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
"evil cackle"
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