Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Okay, Here's Some Good News for a Change

The piece of sculpture (shit) in the article linked below, decorated a major highway in the Dayton, Ohio, area. It was highly disturbing and creepy as fuck. Last night, this magnificent piece of sculpture (shit) was struck by lightening and burned the fuck down. I think EVEN Jesus was offended. He took that offensive motherfucker OUT! Nothing else in the area was struck. Coincidence? I ask you.

SB is delighted. Thank God, the Lord saw fit to spare the iconic Hollywood Hustler Adult Superstore billboard across the highway.

Link to story: http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/dayton-news/jesus-statue-destroyed-by-fire-762245.html

12 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I saw this. It's so hard not to gloat sometimes.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yes, indeed. I drove by that shit countless times, and my jaw dropped EVERY TIME. I never got used to the shock to the system.

Steph(anie) said...

That was freaky goddamn statue.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

we saw this too- love the matchsticks that were left behind!

BURN, BABY BURN!

xxalainaxxx

Syd said...

I wish that something similar would happen to South of the Border down here.

'Stoopid Slapped Puppies' said...

the gays did it...sinful satanic, taking it up the butt and saying J_E_S_U_S fags or if not them maybe the wica's..yeah it was them, no the fags, damn it why do so many people hate us good christian folk.
(before any of you good folk get on SB's ass for the use of the word fag, I am one, so it's allowed).
LOL
Nick

Sarcastic Bastard said...

NOTE: Actually, Nick can say WHATEVER THE FUCK he wants on my blog because he is my family and SB loves him.

Tom said...

The irony is so fucking rich, the Hustler sign goes undamaged, while "Big Butter Jesus" (as my son calls it) is destroyed. I couldn't be happier. I will be viewing the remains tonight on my way to Cincinnati for the Reds-Dodgers game, smiling and laughing my ass off the whole time! Awesome!

The Dish said...

I saw this on another page and said the exact same thing! Even Jesus was offnded by that lame shit. Cheers to great minds!

Jeannie said...

Any church with a $700,000 statue deserves to have it struck by lightning.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Tom,
My ass couldn't be happier either. I smiled all day.

Jeannie,
Yes, and a ghastly statue to boot. Shit's not even art.

Mr.Mischief said...

$700,000 for a statue!?!?!...Imagine how many people that money could have helped..