Wednesday, June 9, 2010

SB Did NOT Need to See this Shit

Why can't this motherfucker be dignified and act his damn age? There ain't enough coffee in Ohio for me to look at this shit before noon. Jesus.

16 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

Uh, thanks for sharing?

'Stoopid Slapped Puppies' said...

'IF YA WANT MY BODY
AND YA THINK I'M SEXY
COME ON AND LET ME KNOW'

AHH..AHH..MR STEWART SIR..SIR..MR STEWART

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ms. Moon said...

Oh Lord. Well, I have to tell you that for a one-hundred and seventy-five year old man, he looks pretty darn good.
Love you, Ms. B...Ms. M

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph, you are quite welcome. Laugh.

Good one, Nick.

And I love you, Ms. Moon.

Lori said...

Poor Rod!!!!

Syd said...

Lose the Speedo Rod. Or rather don't lose it but get regular swim trunks.

Gledwood said...

Bloody Rod Stewert. Was he sposed to have been really sexy when he was younger?
I know he pretty much IS the stereotypical English Rock Star, complete with whining cockney voice, blonde model obsession and probably former drug obsession... I had a photo of him from about 1975 watching (soccer) football on an ancient (but then the height of hi-tech) telly with a neandertal VCR machine practically the size of a baby grand piano and tapes strewn all around him... I got the impression these were the same type of tape TV companies used to store their own copies of shows ~ each one theh size of a small paving slab!

ZenGato said...

Aw, poor Rod, hanging onto his glory days tooth and nail but gravity is taking them.

Petit fleur said...

Is he having a heart attack?

Thank you ever so much for sharing Ms SB.

I hope you are feeling better.
xo

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Looks like an old saddle bag. Cover that shit up!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gledwood,
A lot of women think he's sexy. I think he's cute, but not so much sexy. Well bless him anyway. He's old.

ZenGato,
Yes, exactly. Maybe he should let go now.

Dear PF,
He does rather look like it, doesn't he? Laugh.

Melly Mel,
Saddlebag is right. It would be nice if a motherfucker had some damn decorum!

michelle said...

Good thing he slathered on that sunblock. Can you imagine adding a big old sunburn to it all?

xoxoxo

All This Trouble... said...

Joe just took a look and said, "Well, Hell! My grandfather wore a speedo until the day they socked him away in the home.Of course, Granddaddy rocked that fucker. Rod Stewart's never been much of a looker."

And there ya have it.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

All This Trouble,
Joe cracks my ass up. Tell him SB says yo. I would have dug grandpa.

Love you!

The Dish said...

Good grief. That made me nauseous. Like I need more disgusting things in life, Darling SB.

Bethany said...

ack!