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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
15 comments:
Uh, thanks for sharing?
'IF YA WANT MY BODY
AND YA THINK I'M SEXY
COME ON AND LET ME KNOW'
AHH..AHH..MR STEWART SIR..SIR..MR STEWART
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh Lord. Well, I have to tell you that for a one-hundred and seventy-five year old man, he looks pretty darn good.
Love you, Ms. B...Ms. M
Steph, you are quite welcome. Laugh.
Good one, Nick.
And I love you, Ms. Moon.
Poor Rod!!!!
Lose the Speedo Rod. Or rather don't lose it but get regular swim trunks.
Bloody Rod Stewert. Was he sposed to have been really sexy when he was younger?
I know he pretty much IS the stereotypical English Rock Star, complete with whining cockney voice, blonde model obsession and probably former drug obsession... I had a photo of him from about 1975 watching (soccer) football on an ancient (but then the height of hi-tech) telly with a neandertal VCR machine practically the size of a baby grand piano and tapes strewn all around him... I got the impression these were the same type of tape TV companies used to store their own copies of shows ~ each one theh size of a small paving slab!
Aw, poor Rod, hanging onto his glory days tooth and nail but gravity is taking them.
Is he having a heart attack?
Thank you ever so much for sharing Ms SB.
I hope you are feeling better.
xo
Gledwood,
A lot of women think he's sexy. I think he's cute, but not so much sexy. Well bless him anyway. He's old.
ZenGato,
Yes, exactly. Maybe he should let go now.
Dear PF,
He does rather look like it, doesn't he? Laugh.
Melly Mel,
Saddlebag is right. It would be nice if a motherfucker had some damn decorum!
Good thing he slathered on that sunblock. Can you imagine adding a big old sunburn to it all?
xoxoxo
Joe just took a look and said, "Well, Hell! My grandfather wore a speedo until the day they socked him away in the home.Of course, Granddaddy rocked that fucker. Rod Stewart's never been much of a looker."
And there ya have it.
All This Trouble,
Joe cracks my ass up. Tell him SB says yo. I would have dug grandpa.
Love you!
Good grief. That made me nauseous. Like I need more disgusting things in life, Darling SB.
ack!
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