The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
How awesome is that?!
Maybe if I wrote a letter to Cap'n Jack Sparrow about staging a mutiny against management at work, he would come and help....
Swooooooooooooooooooon.
He really is! - I wonder if I wrote him a letter if he'd help me mutiny my husband.
WHAT would I do without you? HUH? Tell me! I'll wait.
You make my life better with links like this. Keep it up, sistah!
I love him. That's all.
Simply awesome. When I grow up, I want to be half as cool as him!!
Parabolic Muse,
Thank you! You are loved. You'd survive without me though.
Ms. Moon,
Yes, and we have good taste, the two of us.
Big Mark,
You already are that cool. Love you.
That was very cool. Wish Keef had been there too.
I just watched Gilbert Grape. Again. Fabulous movie
xoxoxo
Michelle,
I love that film. To this day, I can't accept Leo DeCaprio as a romantic lead because, in my mind, he's Arnie.
Love you!
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