Friday, October 29, 2010

Wonder (Old) Woman

Even Wonder Woman turns in to an old-ass woman with hangy tits and flabby thighs. It happens to everyone, bitches! EVEN LYNDA CARTER AGES. If it can happen to her, it can happen to any of us. If I don't teach your special-ed asses anything else, let it be that.

15 comments:

The Wit Continuum said...

Oh my, this one is priceless...
Wonder how she flies?...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jesus. I don't know. Bitch probably can't get that fat ass off the ground.

Ms. Moon said...

I posted this picture about a million years ago. I can't even remember why. It still cracks me up.
Love you, Ms. Bastard-Beloved!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Great minds think alike, obviously.

I love you MAS!

Big Mark 243 said...

My brother made for a better looking are real Wonder Woman. She actually looks as if she is a tranny in drag...

Jeannie said...

I definitely need to have this costume. Fuck halloween - I'll wear it any day.

Love you soooo much

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
And SB loves you soooooooooo much! Have a great weekend. Pat Dex for me.

Petit fleur said...

What the hell good are super powers if you can't stop wrinkles and sagging?? Poor Wonder Woman... she got robbed!

Adirondackcountrygal said...

I love it!

mrs. miss alaineus said...

i want her hair.


xxalainaxx

Sandra said...

Linda Carter does not age....sob...I'm certain of it...sob...I swear all my childhood memories have now been shattered at the sight of old saggy Wonder Woman. What will happen to me then?

Leslie said...

I'm curled in a ball sucking my thumb right now. This is terrifying.

Syd said...

Gravity wins every time. Even in men.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Adirondackcountrygal,
Welcome! Thanks for reading my crap and commenting. Please come back often.

Best,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sandra,
We'll be lucky to look half as good, woman. Laugh.

Syd,
You got it. Correctamundo.