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Friday, October 1, 2010
This Is Some Fucked Up Chagall-Like Shit Raht Here
There's that floating goat and shit in the famous Chagall painting--you remember (unless you're an ill-educated cretinous fuck)--but floating dogs and babies? Somebody done ripped Chagall's ass off! Oh well. Fucker's dead.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Well. That gets another "Oh Lord" from me.
Kinda reminds me of the tornado scene in the Wizard of Oz.
Wow, a floating chihuahua...I can use that...
SB,
Why are you always so angry! (laughing)
Do ya think that's what dogs dream about when they lie on the couch, eyes flickering, legs twitching, whimpering-??...
I like the floating dogs. Kinda neat.
Dude. Who did this? It sucks. But Chagall, old Marc-y Marc, he rocked. Any chance this person thought they were paying homage? teeheehee
whoa! ok, the word verification below right now is: butfun
groovy baby. yeah!
I blame the baby.
Plainly up to no good.
Nodnod.
West Hollywood Voyeur,
SB came out of the womb pissed off! Laugh.
Love you much.
Hi. You KNOW that I'm going to slam your blog with comment like crazy when I get my blog-reading moments available.
yes. i is a good riter.
Anyway, floating dogs always scare me, so I didn't look at this one.
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