Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Shit SB Says

I have no patience with this new-agey love everybody bullshit. When somebody starts talking that crap, I just roll my eyes and sigh. Occasionally, I just get up and walk out while the utopian motherfucker is still blathering on.

12 comments:

Jeannie said...

It's all fine if everyone loves you back but they don't. They use your sappy mentality as a means of getting at your wallet.

catherine said...

you just crack me up..

Ms. Moon said...

We ARE family. Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
You are loved.

May said...

Mostly when it's a man saying that shit he either wants to smoke your pot or stick his penis in your vagina.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

preach it. if we were all supposed to be friends there would be no need for religion or politics.


xxalainaxx

Omgrrrl said...

Like.

Petit fleur said...

Yes. As trivial as this sounds, I long for a disintegrator gun every time I see someone wandering around like a zombie texting. ESPECIALLY if they're driving.o

Or if I hear anyone talking conservative smack.

or or or... suffice to say you are supported by me on this tip!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
You are very wise.

Catherine,
Why thank you, my dear.

Ms. Moon,
Yes we are. Thank God for the Internet, or we never would have found each other. Good morning!

May,
I just love you. You are so right, babe.

Mrs. Miss A.,
Couldn't have said it better myself.

Omgrrrl,
Thanks babe.

PF,
Thanks my dear.

Love to all my bitches,

SB

white rabbit said...

May says... 'Mostly when it's a man saying that shit he either wants to smoke your pot or stick his penis in your vagina'

This is an either/or thing???

*disappointed look*

wv: wingle

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
HOT DAMN. An honest man! Laugh.

michelle said...

May's comment cracked me up

Love you SB

Syd said...

I liked the old-agey love everybody bullshit myself. It seemed more twisted and weird. Peace, man.