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Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Shit SB Says
I have no patience with this new-agey love everybody bullshit. When somebody starts talking that crap, I just roll my eyes and sigh. Occasionally, I just get up and walk out while the utopian motherfucker is still blathering on.
Yes. As trivial as this sounds, I long for a disintegrator gun every time I see someone wandering around like a zombie texting. ESPECIALLY if they're driving.o
Or if I hear anyone talking conservative smack.
or or or... suffice to say you are supported by me on this tip!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
It's all fine if everyone loves you back but they don't. They use your sappy mentality as a means of getting at your wallet.
you just crack me up..
We ARE family. Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
You are loved.
preach it. if we were all supposed to be friends there would be no need for religion or politics.
xxalainaxx
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Yes. As trivial as this sounds, I long for a disintegrator gun every time I see someone wandering around like a zombie texting. ESPECIALLY if they're driving.o
Or if I hear anyone talking conservative smack.
or or or... suffice to say you are supported by me on this tip!
Jeannie,
You are very wise.
Catherine,
Why thank you, my dear.
Ms. Moon,
Yes we are. Thank God for the Internet, or we never would have found each other. Good morning!
May,
I just love you. You are so right, babe.
Mrs. Miss A.,
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Omgrrrl,
Thanks babe.
PF,
Thanks my dear.
Love to all my bitches,
SB
May's comment cracked me up
Love you SB
I liked the old-agey love everybody bullshit myself. It seemed more twisted and weird. Peace, man.
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