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Tuesday, October 12, 2010
My Family Is Here this Morning--Welcome Moon-Thigpens!
Yes, I am reading the tracker again.
Good morning, whichever Moon-Thigpen is here! I love y'all. Thanks for reading my shit!!!!!
I would imagine that one of us is always around your doorstep. But totally not in a stalkery way. In a "Can Ms. Bastard-Beloved please come out and play?" way.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
I would imagine that one of us is always around your doorstep.
But totally not in a stalkery way. In a "Can Ms. Bastard-Beloved please come out and play?" way.
It wasn't me, but now it is.
And I do stalk you. Just sayin'.
It wasn't me, I was driving to Jacksonville. Flights are cheaper there. Hint hint.
It wasn't me, but now it is too. hahahahah. We're all over the damn place.
Love you!
DTG,
I hear you, brother.
Honeyluna,
You are dear to SB's heart.
I love y'all,
SB
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