The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I never thought about it like that. Neither seems easy to me.
Which is why I'm not a comedian. Next lifetime though. Count on it.
Love you, babe.
In my 65 years I've been pretty impressed with how hard almost everything worthwhile is...
Syd,
I guess not, my friend.
Ms. Moon,
And I love you!
Denny,
C'est vrai.
or hurting is easy...comedy is hard.
peeing is easy, comedy is hard.
dicks are limp, comedy is hard!!
Nobody seems to know who said this popular quote first. My money is on George Burns.
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