Monday, October 18, 2010

Shit SB Says in a Damn E-mail to Ms. Moon

FUCK THAT SHIT is right. He already e-mailed me to be sure I wasn't still mad at him. I told his ass that it hurt my damn feelings. IT DID. I'm very sensitive for a bastard.

I don't know what I'll do with Ginger. If it is THE CANCER, she's too damn old to do a lot of treatment. I won't have it. I love that phrase. I WON'T HAVE IT. I say that a lot lately. That shit is multi-purpose. If you say it very determinedly, motherfuckers listen up.


Bethany said...

that is a brilliant email and i'm glad we got a peek into it. i won't have SB getting hurt feelings and worrying about ginger, go easy my sweet bastard friend.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thank you, dear girl. I have been thinking of you and BO! I hope you are still enjoying that fabulous coffeemaker.



Ms. Moon said...

I won't have it! Sounds very Betty Davis-ish to me. I think I shall start using this myself.

Big Mark 243 said...

I will have to do some excavatin' to find out what this is about... why would someone want to screw with you..? And even if I should know who Ginger is, I hope that Ginger finds their peace...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Actually it's my other idol, Shirley MacLaine, from Terms of Endearment. I dig Aurora. One of my favorite characters EVER.

Big Mark,
Ginger is my elderly dog. Thank you for your kind wishes.

Love you both,


Ms. Moon said...

Okay. You're right! I was watching that movie the other day, remembering how much I love it.
You should read the book, too, if you haven't.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I love that movie, too. I've seen it at least 15 times (seriously). Uncle Gene loves McMurtry, too. You two would get along like a house-a-fire.

Love youse!

Syd said...

I hope that Ginger will be okay. One of my greyhounds was bitten by a copperhead and has a big swollen (or swolled up as they say down here) leg. I find that unacceptable that snakes bite my dogs.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I hope your greyhound is okay. I love greyhounds. They always look so intelligent. Also, snakes GAG me. I have some sort of almost phobia of them. I find that shit unacceptable too, buddy.

Love you,


Parabolic Muse said...

I think your practice of sharing what you said in an email is brilliant.

If I happen to adopt it, I'll give you credit. Because I write some damn funny stuff in my emails, and only one undeserving person gets to read it.

Or, maybe I'm wrong.