Monday, October 18, 2010

More Shit SB Says

When you say I WON'T HAVE IT (and mean it), it illustrates to motherfuckers that you in charge of your own personal ship. YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN, BY GOD, AND YOU WILL NOT BE FUCKED WITH!

[So don't even try it, you dink-dicked lesser-thans.]

13 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I must figure out how to use the phrase "dink-clicked lesser-thans" soon.

Big Mark 243 said...

I LOVE THIS!! (still not as much as I love your blog, but its close!!)

Denny Coates said...

We need more people like that. Authentic, independent thinkers and doers who haven't bought the party line and don't cave in to social pressure.

nan said...

"I WON'T HAVE IT"
Expect to see that a lot in my blog in the near future.
I have spoken.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You can work that shit in. I'm quite certain. You are a creative bitch, like me.

Love you!

Big Mark,
And SB loves you!

Denny,
I figured you'd get it. Laugh.

Nan,
You are family, feel free to appropriate my expression.

Love to all,

SB

Jeannie said...

That is like a vintage classic phrase that could very well overtake all the "nuh-uh"s and "don't go there"s. I will have to practice this but I'm not sure I can carry it off. There are folks who would heartily disagree with me.

Madi said...

Well i do declare you're down right hilarious :] its quite a good phrase, i may start using it more. <3

Lori said...

I am going to send you a pirate flag! If more people took care of their own ships it would be smooth sailing..ugh, sorry..I know, you are not to be fucked with! I am ironically on the same path personally. Love you Captain!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Madi,
Thank you. I believe I know you and love you. I didn't know you had a blog. I will be reading soon.

Stop over, if you get a chance, when you are home. Ginger and the 89 cats miss you, and so do I!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lori,
And I love you. We are peas in a damn pod.

Syd said...

It is so very British--I won't have it. I also like, That is unacceptable. I actually have said that on occasion. And I meant it.

Findon said...

You sound grumpy today hopes its not lasting. Thanks for the support. Beautiful says hello. Take care of yourself my sweet.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Findon Love,
My ass is ALWAYS grumpy. Where have you been? Laugh.

Tell Beautiful hello back. I love you guys.

SB