Thursday, October 14, 2010

The Many Moods of Mercer

Okay, not the many--the ONE DAMN MOOD of Mercer--disdainful as fuck. She hates your ass. Get over it.

She is also a random biter. I dig that about her. When I get old, and my fat ass is in a nursing home, where some ungrateful family member (FUCK YOU IN ADVANCE, MOTHERFUCKER!) dumped me off, I may take up random biting myself.

17 comments:

West Hollywood Voyeur said...

Sb

I have no comment, I'm laughing tooo hard!

Ms. Moon said...

And what a popular member of the nursing home community you will be! Just don't bite me. Okay?
Love your cranky ass...M.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

West Hollywood Voyeur,
You know I love you.

Ms. Moon,
I'd never bite you. EVER. I love you, too!

Reeny's Ramblin' said...

I love cats like Mercer x

Sweden's now deceased cat Elvis took to living in my closet when we were roomies. He was 23 pounds and hissed everytime I opened the closet door, I still hold a place in my heart for that jerk.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Reeny,
MEAN CATS RULE!

Steph(anie) said...

BITE ME.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
Mercer says OKAY.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, Mercer doesn't look like a cat to be messed with. Love you xx

Sweden said...

awww elvis the closet monster hahaha

Sweden said...

finally a pic and some bloggin about one of yer babies ive been askin like a million times

Syd said...

A random biter--LOL.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
She is one mean bitch. I did have a friend's cat who stalked me once. That was so thrilling! Love you, too.

Sweden,
I thought of you when I posted that shit. Now, Sweden will be happy. FINALLY! Laugh.

Syd,
It's fun watching people pet her and she is really nice, and then suddenly she bites and walks away. Normally, fortunately, she doesn't draw blood. And she knows better than to do it with me. I will smack a bitch!

The Wit Continuum said...

Being sick this week, I felt like biting people...a very disdainful one like Mercer.
Lovely picture by the way...the expression perfectly defines your post...

Love you, and sorry I've been on the lame...you know how it is...

Jenn

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jenn Love,
No problem. So sorry you are still feeling bad.

I hope you feel better for the weekend.

Love you lots!

All This Trouble... said...

Some of my most favorite nursing home patients were random and/or chronic biters. It's kind of funny when they don't have their teeth. But I didn't say that.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Mercer just looks like a biter. Got to respect a girl who makes her feelings known (by the expression on her face). I love cats but wouldn't try to pet Mercer while she looked like that.

When I'm old I plan to be a combo of every terrible old person I've ever had the joy of caring for. I may be tempted to bite but I think my freakishness about germs will hold me back. i don't want someone's nasty arm hair in my mouth. Makes me want to vomit just thinking of it.

ZenGato said...

This reminded me of my dad. He paid for some of my car repairs recently and told me that it was okay, not to pay him back, I would be taking care of him soon enough. Then he informed me that he told my mom not to EVER turn the damn machine off because he wants to be a pain in the ass for as long as possible.