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Friday, October 29, 2010
One Fucked-Up Halloween Costume
If this bitch is passing out candy, my ass doesn't want any! Cheap perverty-ass motherfucker. I guess he couldn't get his genitals and his brain together. His dick wanted to go as Spider Man. The rest of his conflicted ass wanted to be Tigger.
What a Chester the molester or Harvey Tree-Jumper looking dude! I would HATE to be a nephew going over to watch the 'Spy Kids' movie he has a poster of behind him, thinking he makes things 'fun' for the boys before he perverts them!
He reminds me of the guy in 'Airplane' jumping around saying stuff like ., 'And Larry is getting larger'!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Because I am in the best mood ever, I am going to point out that he has a nice little body.
IN one picture, he manages to ruin Winnie the Pooh books AND Spiderman for me...gaah!
What a Chester the molester or Harvey Tree-Jumper looking dude! I would HATE to be a nephew going over to watch the 'Spy Kids' movie he has a poster of behind him, thinking he makes things 'fun' for the boys before he perverts them!
He reminds me of the guy in 'Airplane' jumping around saying stuff like ., 'And Larry is getting larger'!
Mr. M.,
Yes, totally. Laugh.
Big Mark,
Yep, he's that type. For sure.
Spy Kids.
I was going to ask about that.
I have nothing.
Creepy! Lock up your children.
I saw a bunch like him at the Rave.
Syd,
Poor you. Are you blind yet? Or maybe you just wish you were. Laugh.
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