Thursday, October 14, 2010

Is Anybody Else Tired of Hearing About the Fucking Arquette's Marriage Break Up?

Random question of the damn day. SB is personally sick to fucking shit of it. Must be a slow news week. I could give a fiddler's damn fart. Like we wouldn't have guessed that old girl didn't like to fuck. A bitch can tell that shit by the constipated look on her fucking face.

Next story news whores!

9 comments:

Jeannie said...

Geez - I haven't heard a thing. But then I don't watch or read about that stuff anyway and am generally out of the loop - except that it seems Michael Douglas is dying according to the supermarket tabloids.

Steph(anie) said...

Maybe she just didn't like to fuck him.

And yes, let's move on.

Ms. Moon said...

They are about the unsexiest couple alive. Why are we surprised, indeed? He fucked a waitress. Maybe once. Or twice. He can't remember.
What?
And why would anyone in the world care?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Yes, and I really wish they would leave poor Michael alone.

Steph,
Good point.

Ms. Moon,
Yes, tres unsexy, as fuck.

Big Mark 243 said...

Ditto Ms. Moon!! Courtney Cox wasn't that cute on Family Ties..! And David Arquette?? What a Racoon Eater! He has always looked in-bred to me!!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, I couldn't care less. I can't tell what Courtney's thinking though as she can no longer move her face xx

Syd said...

God, I am so out of touch. Who are the Arquette's?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
You crack me up. That was funny. He does look like an inbred.

Christina,
Yeah, botox makes people look like shit.

Syd,
David Arquette and Courtney Cox Arquette (Monica on the show Friends). You're not missing anything, buddy.

Omgrrrl said...

Dammit. After reading the comments I now had a vision of them fucking and that is just gross on sooooo many levels. And I can't un-think it.