Friday, October 29, 2010

SB's Favorite GA Bulldog

I know this Georgia football shit bores most of you motherfuckers, but indulge me. It's my damn blog, so I HAVE CONTROL! I can write about WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT! And I love this man. He is my favorite Georgia Bulldog. Bad-ass motherfucker is going to kick some damn Gator butt tormorrow. As a bonus, dude can dance like a motherfucker. During the warm-up last week at the UGA/KY game, fucker was shaking some fine ass out on the field. [Dancing with the Stars call Washaun's fine young ass NOW!]

SB LOVES YOU, WASHAUN EALEY! Fuck you, Gators--the Dawgs are going to take a chunk out of your overfed fat dumb Gator asses tomorrow. We're comin' for you, motherfuckers!

[Supportive comments about the Gators will not be posted. Bite my Georgia ass.]

14 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

He's hot. You're right. As always.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yeah, he cute. He also looks INCREDIBLY BORED in the photo.

Big Mark 243 said...

I see you and Ms. Moon like those 'authentic' brothers... deep mocha or a coffee brown cat.

Me myself... I am quite cafe au lait, and I have been told that I don't provide the actuall 'brother from the D' experience... eh, what can I say? Eets true!

ps. Wasn't my boy Forrest Gump a Bulldog?

Christiejolu said...

Good luck to your team...I don't follow football much but LOVE you!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
Cafe au lait is beautiful, too. All God's colors are beautiful, man. I think Lenny Kravitz and Halle Berry are two of the most beautiful people EVER.

Christiejolu,
Love you too, girl. Thanks!

Jeannie said...

Don't do sports but love you anyway.

Parabolic Muse said...

I don't know who Ealey is, but this is also appropriate.

KICK ASSES!! that's what I say. even if no one asks me.

Petit fleur said...

Bite my Georgia ass... indeed!

Go Dawgs!

Yep, he's a cutie, and probably bored.
xo pf

Sandra Moreano said...

Love the expression! HE so own the uniform.

Anonymous said...

You are one kinky bitch. What Bible verse or whatever does this man have on his face? L7 from my fucking iphone

Solomon said...

Not much of a college football guy. But it is good to see somebody that gets fired up when they know a good thing when they see it.

Syd said...

You are a huge football fan. I don't know who won but I hope that it was your Dawgs.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

All,
Our asses lost in overtime. SB took that shit HARD.

Thanks for all your comments.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Solomon,
Welcome to the wonderful world of Sarcastic Bastard. Thank you for your comment. Please join us anytime. You have my personal invite.

Best,

SB