The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Monday, October 18, 2010
A Portrait of the Trials of Motherhood
DAMN. Thanks to all you bitches who do the largely thankless job of mothering ALL us other bitches.
Dear SB, at least you take care of the cats! I don't take care of anything, well apart from The Actor. I love kids but I also love to give them back xx
It's a tough job but somebody has to do it. I went off my nut a few times. I'd send the kids to their rooms for their own protection then go to mine and cry. I didn't want kids until I did but I don't know how anyone could do it - or do it well if they didn't want them at all. I applaud all those who just say no.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
You are so welcome! Thank YOU for taking care of all the damn cats.
I really hate studio family photos.
What the hell are they doing to that kid's neck. I'd be crying too.
Amen to that. I'm just glad that I don't have children to parent.
My dad always said that parenting was the most thankless job on the planet. He was right, as usual...xxoo
Ms. Moon,
I adore you. You just make me happy. That comment was so sweet.
Steph,
I'd be crying too. I hate photos of any sort. Motherfuckers are trying to steal your soul, and I WON'T HAVE IT.
Syd,
I'm with you, buddy. Although I concede I'm probably missing a great part of life's experience.
Lori,
Yes, the Daddums was right. Totally.
Love to all,
SB
Dear SB, at least you take care of the cats! I don't take care of anything, well apart from The Actor. I love kids but I also love to give them back xx
I saw something like that in the waiting room at work this afternoon.
Always makes me thankful I chose not to procreate.
Christina Love,
You take GOOD CARE of The Actor. He is a lucky fella.
Melly Mel,
I, too, am thankful that I also made the decision NOT TO procreate.
Love you broads,
SB
It's a tough job but somebody has to do it. I went off my nut a few times. I'd send the kids to their rooms for their own protection then go to mine and cry. I didn't want kids until I did but I don't know how anyone could do it - or do it well if they didn't want them at all. I applaud all those who just say no.
Jeannie,
I know you are a great mom. Your kids dig you.
Love,
SB
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