Tuesday, October 12, 2010

George Is Out of the Slam. SB Can Breathe Much Easier Now.

I am being serious for once. I adore George Michaels, as a dumb friend of mine once referred to him. I was REALLY bunged up about George being in the slam. I slept poorly. I didn't want to eat. [Okay, so I lied about that. I ALWAYS WANT TO EAT. Whatever. The point is I suffered, motherfuckers.]

Anyhoo, I am VERY RELIEVED George is out, even though the damn British tabs are already saying he's disappeared on his first night out of the pokey. None of your business, you fucking pack of wankers. LEAVE GEORGE ALONE!

I think George is THE GREATEST LIVING SINGER, bar none. I also think he's a damn genius. And also, his shit is danceable and he has a nice ass. BONUS!


Ms. Moon said...

I'm happy you're happy.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thank you. I am VERY RELIEVED.

Big Mark 243 said...

He sang the song that convinced me that my first marriage was doomed... 'Everything She Wants'... no details, because like my behind, it is in the past!!

Just lookin' at you kid... stuck at a Mickey Dee..'s in the middle of the most hispanics working at the golden arches this side of Juarez... damn... where the heck AM I??

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
Like my behind, it is in the past!
I love that line. Sorry to hear your ex was a selfish bitch.

You're not in Kansas anymore, buddy. Laugh.

Love you!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, I'm glad George is out too. And he still has his sense of humour. Love you xx

Syd said...

I am glad that you are happy. It's those little things like George being out that make you smile.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks guys, I was really pre-occupied during his jail stint. I worry he'll self-destruct anyway. I also worried about Robert Downey in the same way. They are both special to SB's heart.

Petit fleur said...

Well, I'm not as relieved as you are, but I am happy for him. And yes, he should be left alone. We all should.

I think poparazzi are a bunch of jackles as are those that buy the shit they sell.