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Monday, October 25, 2010
Depression Can Make Us Sad
I just encountered an article entitled, Depression Can Make Us Sad. No shit, motherfucker. The guy probably did YEARS of research to back that up.
If I were depressed that article title would be enough to make me consider ending it. What clearer way of saying "We don't understand shit. You really ARE alone."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
ha!
It's amazing how people find the need to state the obvious. How else would you describe a depressing topic (winks). (Hugs)Indigo
This is very depressing news, SB. I think I am a little saddened by it.
Fucker is a genius-NOT!
If I were depressed that article title would be enough to make me consider ending it. What clearer way of saying "We don't understand shit. You really ARE alone."
Saying 'depression can make us sad' is just as redundant as saying 'cheese can give you the trots'.
Steph,
Glad to hear it. Love you.
Indigo,
Isn't it? Love to you and Pickles.
BMelonsLemonade,
Making you laugh out loud makes me happy.
PF,
That's hysterical.
Omgrrrl,
Me too!
Reeny,
YES! Exactly.
Whoa. I think maybe I'm depressed.
Ms. Moon,
You and me both, sister.
hahahahahahahahahaa! wow. he really strained himself on that title.
Terena,
Dude's a damn half-wit.
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