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Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Shit SB Says in Comments to Her Good Buddy, Swedz
I didn't know Canada had Thanksgiving. What are they thankful for? That they are not Americans? Okay, that works.
im swedish so i dont celebrate thanksgiving actually. i mean i DO go to moms for dinner but im not celebrating it its just to me free food time and i hate turkey so i make her make me rotisserie chicken.i dont even know WHAT thankgiving is suppose to mean? i thought it had something to do with stealing the natives land or something i dunno and i dont care. Sat is swedish crayfish festival!!! now THATS a holiday
we canadians are thankful for beavers, moose and the occasional drive-by-poking-with-a-stick on account of the whole no gun thing. why, what are all y'all thankful for?
I had a Canadian house guest all weekend. I took her to a local country foods buffet for her Thanksgiving meal, and she seemed to enjoy the fried okra and chicken and dumplings. At any rate, we had to sit around with our pants undone after. She seemed fairly thankful.
Canada loves Americans! You guys are just like that big brother that comes home on holidays and gives you super wedgies even though you are 34 yrs old.
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13 comments:
Another example of why I love you so.
And that they have healthcare.
We are mostly thankful that you (Americans) and the Russians didn't decide to fight it out in our backyard.
Jeannie,
SB LOVES YOU AND SB LOVES CANADIANS!!!
YES I DO.
Y'all have better sense than we do and less gun crime. A bitch is all for that!
im swedish so i dont celebrate thanksgiving actually. i mean i DO go to moms for dinner but im not celebrating it its just to me free food time and i hate turkey so i make her make me rotisserie chicken.i dont even know WHAT thankgiving is suppose to mean? i thought it had something to do with stealing the natives land or something i dunno and i dont care. Sat is swedish crayfish festival!!! now THATS a holiday
Sweden,
I wish I could come to Swedish Crayfish Festival. Damn geography! Have fun.
we canadians are thankful for beavers, moose and the occasional drive-by-poking-with-a-stick on account of the whole no gun thing. why, what are all y'all thankful for?
I don't know about their thanksgiving tradition.
Polish Chick,
Thanks for reading and commenting and please come back often. Clearly, you fit right in here. Your comment cracked me up.
We're thankful that George W. Bush is gone and can't be President EVER AGAIN.
Amen.
I had a Canadian house guest all weekend. I took her to a local country foods buffet for her Thanksgiving meal, and she seemed to enjoy the fried okra and chicken and dumplings. At any rate, we had to sit around with our pants undone after. She seemed fairly thankful.
DTG,
I'd be thankful for that meal, too.
Love you brother!
Hahaha! Nice one there madame....
Canada loves Americans! You guys are just like that big brother that comes home on holidays and gives you super wedgies even though you are 34 yrs old.
Reeny,
Apt analogy, sister. Laugh.
Love you.
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