Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Joe from the IT Department

When I was younger and working for TRW, I used to put A LOT of effort into the way I looked. I actually cared in those days, motherfuckers! I did my hair everysingledamnday and wore a lot of fancy makeup and shit.

Well, the week that I came back from my honeymoon to work, I was running EXTREMELY late one morning and made it to work with my hair looking somewhat akin to a bird's nest and with VERY LITTLE makeup on. This bitch was a damn fright fest, motherfuckers!

Anyhoo, I was sitting outside on break that morning, and my buddy Joe from the IT Department, plopped down next to me. He took one long look at me, sighed, and said: "Already letting ourselves go, are we? That happens after you get married."


Ms. Moon said...

Unfortunately, Joe was right. Not necessarily about you, but in general.

Denny Coates said...

See? That's what I'm talking about. Joe had no people skills, a common failing among IT types.

Syd said...

That wasn't nice of Joe. I am sure that your natural looks are great.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

It wasn't nice, but it sure as fuck was funny. I still laugh about it.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I suppose Joe was a real catch himself.