The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Ms. Moon, I thought you might be an irate Florida Gator fan when I saw someone was reading from Florida. I wanted to FAHT! But I am SO VERY GLAD it's you. I love you! Have a safe trip back home.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
13 comments:
Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Friggin' tea baggers. Thanks for the morning laughs.
Glad I made you laugh, Reensters. I think mornings should be abolished. How about you?
And I am so sure that Jesus is preparing her throne at this very moment.
Someone should clue Mee Maw in here.
Ms. Moon,
I thought you might be an irate Florida Gator fan when I saw someone was reading from Florida. I wanted to FAHT! But I am SO VERY GLAD it's you. I love you! Have a safe trip back home.
At her age, her teabags are probably dragging on the ground- much easier for the bagging that way.
Bet it is really good when MeeMaw takes out her dentures and you dunk 'em in her mouth!
Big Mark,
You made me laugh.
Seriously?
Wonder how many honks she's getting!
Jesus is way into coffee.
Fuck Me Maw and her tea baggin ways.
I try not to be, but I too, am part of the polarization problem. The crazier they get, the more disgusted I get.
I do appreciate the humor though... I do!
And wouldn't this sort of make Jesus her PIMP?
did anyone consider that she is working as a pros and 'hey-seuss' is her damn pimp?
xxalainaxx
We almost pissed ourselves laughing. Thanks so much!
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